JOR MOM 2: Barely Pressed
by Jorge Farah
In this edition of “Jor Mom”, Jorah and I get grossly self-congratulatory, spend inordinate amounts of time hypothesizing on the personal lives of some of our favorite bloggers, and unsuccessfully attempt to conceal our bitterness at never having been featured on Freshly Pressed. Feast your ears on the soothing sounds of international schadenfreude, as a girl in Seattle and a boy in Buenos Aires bring to you…
“JOR MOM”. Episode 2: “Barely Pressed”.
I put this one while I’m doing stuff around the house and proceed to respond to your conversation… I’m loving your whole idea!
I’m totally never going to be Freshly Pressed though.
I think “Pressed for Time” could be our own version of it?
Uh awkward – I put this on* while I’m doing stuff around the house…
Interestingly I put it on while I was doing stuff outside of the house. It was hard to hear!
bahahaha it’s because of that bitchy Jorah isn’t it?
More like my irritatingly nasal voice![:-/](https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/uneasy.svg)
This was awesomeness to my ears (and not just because of the background music). I actually accepted my fate on not ever being FP’d, mostly on the basis that almost everyone of my blog titles are obscure. Pshh…I don’t need them, *sobs*. By the way, who is this “them” and where do they come from?!
I’ve convinced myself “they” look very much like this:
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I heard some girl was a complete douche and wrote a list post AND included sentimental memories about someone who taught her something?
That girl sucked.
Actually, some people are just absolutely genius and write the perfect FP entry without even trying/realizing it. I happen to think the girl who did that is a total badass.